Friday, August 19, 2011

Blocked Out

Just made it in time i think to beat the midnight deadline. I promised myself yesterday to write a blog entry everyday as much as possible and here I am on the second day struggling to do something before the deadline just like our country's politicians.

On that thought don't you think it would be fun to see our politicians turn into rats and pumpkins if they don't get the constitution ready by the deadline??? I mean we could turn our country's horror story into a fairytale and get rid of these gold digger politicians. Imagine this : the great lotus flower prachanda scurrying around like a rat to nibble off  other people's food ?? ,"How did he ever become a prime minister" ma ku ne as a pumpkin that anybody can just kick about. It's already happening but it would be even funnier than the current baluwatar and paris danda scurrying.

Moving on I still haven't found out what to keep as my profile picture for this blog. I thought of cute animals and scenery and even spent 10 minutes looking at the Google results using "funny pictures". But no my face would probably be funnier than a dressed up dog playing a hoola hoop. So my search for the perfectly funny and not abusive and insensitive profile pic goes on. If by sheer misfortune you are reading this please feel free to suggest anything that would be totally. inappropriate for my pic.

So Friday night is nearly over just 13 minutes to go now and i spent it wondering what to write and watching test match cricket. yes test cricket late on a Friday night, you wouldn't know the joy of that. After watching the Indian players in the field trying to imitate Nepali politicians by failing and flapping and occasionally pretending to do some work.

Anyways i am cutting it fine now. The cricket has just ended and its time for me to go to sleep (while some of you would prefer do the reverse) before i turn into a pumpkin or a rat or a cabbage or a momo ko dalla ....





Thursday, August 18, 2011

The Second Step

I have finally decided to take upon blogging regularly (for the second time actually). I had previously started to blog but only to earn that ad sense ko money. After about 3 posts and 3 months and 6 dollars I decide i had better things to do than go to my college's computer lab and use different computers to click on ads in my blog.

This time it is serious. I am really going to blog now. I am going to blog so much my keyboards are going to plead for mercy as much as anyone who happens to read the blog.

I seriously don't expect anyone to come across my blog or read it or click on the ads to give me money at all. This time i am going to write what i really feel and not be embarrassed to say anything at all which had until now prevented me from blogging. It will probably be angry rants generally and a few other here and there things. If you don't agree with anything i say I really don't care but you can drop in on the comments section so that we can have a flame war or whatever it is called. Like the description says I am a jaldo baldo yuwa and not above smashing and insulting people online and in real life to make you agree with me.

So fasten your seat belts (not necessary for Nepali/Nepalese)  and be ready to crash and burn. I don't know why I wrote the last line but I think i heard some superhero said it and it sounded cool.

Also bear with my comedic efforts/chutkila's. And please comment